"As if my face couldn't look any weirder?! Brilliant detail and colouring. The texture of the skin, hair and clothes is amazing. Like a painted reflection of a fairground mirror me!"
"I approached the painting [of me at the National Portrait Gallery] during busier hours, interrupting its most admiring spectators with a brief but practiced knowing smile, before slipping away silently into the crowd. And I did that several times."
"Brilliance Warning. His caricatures are so accurate they look like they were created seconds before the subject's head exploded."